Spooks and Scares

Happy Halloween yall. Chixxz is now 1 year old.

we must be prepared to move forward

thanks for this, adam schulte!

Whats your name, Norma K

Skrillex layin down the law, don't mess with little girls

Good luck Taylor, remember your goggles and helmet

We Love GoatBoi,

And GoatBoi Lovse You!

YES.

Ohh nooo!!!

pr and d and jg

Montana

Totes Fabs

Occupy the solution

The solution.

Hey chixxz team

I just posted on my other blog about the violence of the Occupy movement. There's a blog question and stuff. It would be dope if you guys could comment on it. I just want to encourage people to start dialog. Also, please follow my Occupy blog. It would make it look more legit and stuff. Thanks guys.

Also, here's a speech from moot (4chan guy). Pretty interesting. Fuck facebook and the like.

Kill yourself game

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Godamn this hard. I made it 4.4 meters.

Occupy Chixxz

so its all figured out. I got Radical Face's permish and now my kickstarter project is ready to go. PLEASE CHIXXZ PEOPLE!!!! Help me out by posting my vid to facebook or showing people or whatever. All is legit now and I really DO need the M O N E Y!!! Thanks again to Mr. Face. He is the homie of the year.

Chixxens!!! My new blog/project!!!

I am starting a kickstarter campaign to raise money to hitchhike and interview people from Bozeman, to Seattle, to Portland, to San Fran. Check out my kickstarter sight at http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1019588001/occupy-4everyone?ref=users and see my blog at http://occupy4everyone.blogspot.com/. Thanks guys. Jah Love.

Thanks Taylor...Bahhhh

I'm Out-G.B

Aaron's Trigger

louie kane

techno legit

How bout that ron paul guy, right?

don't say I didn't warn you.

Truckin'

Anytime I read anything by this author, I read it in John's voice.

IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

BY COLIN NISSAN

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I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.

The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.

Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you’re going to fucking love my house. Just look where you’re walking or you’ll get KO’d by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you’re going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.

For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.

Welcome to autumn, fuckheads!

Hobo Hobostein

Check the supah link >> HOBOSTEIN

sum trippy I just found

buffalo

In light of Chixxz' brief departure from absurdity I thought it appropriate to bring us back to bullshit.

Practice Up 'Errrbody

Sad that someone else gets the cred for the stache. This is amazing.

the hispanic piranha prom had one jew person

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nutthin colder than ardvark cum

Anonymous Vows to Attack NYSE

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-05/anonymous-vows-to-attack-nyse-in-support-of-occupty-wall-street-protests.html

Got To Say My Mind On It

I just wanted to say something in defense of the protesters that are occupying wall street. you are seeing in the news how the general critique of these people is that they are a mass of scatter brained leftists without any focused message (and if they have a message, it is laughed off, like, oh, any critique of capitalism). this critique is especially prevalent in the more conservative news outlets and it is accompanied by video clips of incoherent ramblings, meant to discourage and disenfranchise the strength of the voice standing up for democracy, making it seem like more of a circus than a revolution. i don't think that matters, you just keep marching on. and if we sound stupid along the way, all i have to say is that fox news, you made us that way:)

JANSCH BABY

Bert Jansch wrote one of my favorite Led Zeppelin songs. Fantastich

truth

U.S Marines Heading to NYC to Protect Protesters

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/10/03/marines-heading-to-wall-street-to-protect-protesters/

NYT on OWS