Long D**k Ya

I know what I'm getting Erik for Christmas...

Mike Wilson's big balls (99ft quad back)

HOLLA

C2C - DMC World champions

Baller!

I Thought I was done...

With the Chuck Norris faddery, but when the Internet throws me this curve ball...

AAAAAWWWWWHHHAAA

Who can watch the whole thing?  Who?

Gif City

Matt Furie

I Met the Walrus

You guys have probably already seen this, but still bad ass nonetheless...

Ha ha... cigarettes...

That's why I smoke prime times, for the benefit of the ladies.

Videos I got from my phone

So I just pulled these off my phone. I was just going to put up the Ghostland concert but there are some true gems in this stash.

First the concert:




This was a badass Brenden and I saw at the opening of Showdown last year.


And the epic gymnast Eric Carlson.

Happy Birthday Evan

Ride, Rise, Roar

It isn't as good as Stop Making Sense, but still very worthy of your viewing pleasure! or time, or something.

Beet Farmer and Gentleman Scholar

http://www.npr.org/2010/11/17/131393283/beyond-bad-movie-night-rainn-wilson-s-dvd-picks

Ben and his funny adventures in roothead

here are 3 entries ben and rich submitted to a michael bay film contest. The films had to be 30 seconds long and involve EPIC shit. I'd say all three hit it right on the nose. BTW- the widths are in letterbox so it may be easier to watch them in youtube.





And props to Allysa


I just want to know where they got those badass motorcycles.

Get Some

Yet Another Reason to Love Networks of Intrigue

FBI Meets With Google, Facebook in Wiretap Push

The Obama administration is intensifying a push to expand government wiretapping of online communications including emails, Facebook postings and internet phone calls. The administration wants Congress to require immediate compliance with wiretap orders seeking government monitoring of encrypted messages sent over the internet. The New York Times reports FBI Director Robert Mueller met with top executives at several major Silicon Valley firms, including Google and Facebook, earlier this week. The White House proposals include a requirement that any services based overseas be routed communications through a U.S. server where they could be wiretapped.

Ripped from the headlines today. As Hicks would have said, "you are free to do as we tell you America"

VOTE CHIXXZENZ VOTE!

If you would, please vote for my WANG logo I've submitted for this competition.  Or submit your own suckas!!!

GO HERE TO SEE WORTHLESS LOGOS

http://howlowcanyourlogo.com/gallery/

Do This!

http://www.arthousecoop.com/projects/sketchbookproject

Has to be submitted by January 2011.

Here you go John

Matthew Thiebes comixxxxxxxx

You'd like it if you had robot ears!!

That girltalk song got me back on a aphex kick. I laugh no matter how many times i see donkey rhubarb!! hahaha!! <--thats me laughing!! -->hahaha!!

sleep

If I ignore all the words, I think the grunting and other strange noises are what disturb me most.

Think about it, ufos and stuff

hopefully this doesn't scare erik...

Windowlicker & Digital Love

Ahhhhhhhhh....

New Girl Talk Album: All Day

http://www.illegal-art.net/allday/ can I get woo woo, can I get a twirp twirp bounce bounce, can I get a clap clap

Giant Russell With Genious Evil Noodle

obamallamarama

The Most Popular Man in the World from 5-Second Films on Vimeo.

awww yeah

New Gorillaz Single!

a little longish, but

Comb my hair more than any bitch.

You think you know hardcore?

TRIUMPH!!!

EJACULATE IN A CHAMPAGNE GLASS

I cannot, get enough of this shit.

She is a Fucking Great DJ!

So best part about this is its true, not just a trailer. Look her up...

building webs are for SUCKAS

whaaat? cats can't drive.

what does it mean?

dangerous.

still the craziest band I've seen in a while

So this is an objective article a woman wrote about a girl she saw at a DIE ANTWOORD show. I'm at a loss, cause I can't seem to actually figure out if DIE ANTWOORD is promoting rape. Wonder what she thinks about the Nirvana song "Rape Me". Guess I'll roll with Art is Subjective...

http://www.eyeweekly.com/article/97802

MAC attack

What a tude!!!

Kegels

This ones for you babe!

I WILL DEVOUR YOUR FACE

*AJ Fosik

Because I have a crush on Joe Strummer.

Billions and Billions of Carl Sagans

You guys have probably already seen these things, but here it is again.

Winter has sprung!!!

What do you know, the fall is over and snow is on the way.

look at merideth, she's an idiot.

Guess what my skis are....toenails from a man.

Oh internet, oh internet.

For my boy JT

LETS DANCE!

Holy Balls

I think this is something anyone can appreciate...

How to make a $275 pair of jeans

Roy's Jeans - Video by Self Edge from Self Edge on Vimeo.

Hoochies all around me

ARTOUT

Who can name the most residents of Underworld?  Ha ha!

Dope ass artist Emily Carroll.  Here's a spooky little comic she drew.

http://emcarroll.com/comics/faceallred/01.html

Cheese People.

http://cheesepeople.tumblr.com/

Oh God, Its Almost Completely Fucking Comical

This man is set to become the majority leader of the House of Rep. Oh shit, things just got real

Slow Food: Wendell Berry Style

afro-rainbow-fire.

Reggie Watts | BIG MUFF from Jake Lodwick on Vimeo.

So,

Somehow Facebook made a community page for chixxz (unless one of youse guyse made it) that we can neither edit nor add content to. But, if you search "chixxz" in google, we're the number one hit. Which is good. Which means we're getting traffic. Motherfuckers.

Fun with letterpress

Funny machine looks funny with funny music.

PROP 19 DEAD!

Oh sob, oh cry. My heart weeps for thee, sweet prince.

Dear Lord,

Please legalize marijuana so Evan can live in the greatest state in the Union.
Amen.

Really bored at the library. Check out what I found when browsing NYC's Lost & Found section on Craigslist.

I LUV YOU BABAY!!!

I luv you jack!

checz is out, chixxzens!

I think the funniest part is when he is talking about our evolution from water.