Saturday, December 25, 2010
Holiday Shizzzz
Merry Chickens (from urbandictionary)
| A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day. Hey Merry Chickens Fuck you Fine piss off then | ||
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
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Friday, December 17, 2010
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Tuesday, December 14, 2010
THE KING IS ALIVE!
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!
Last week, crew members aboard the space station radioed Mission Control after they spotted what they described as a “strange, effeminate man-child in a sequin jacket” doing leg kicks on the surface of the moon.
“They wanted to know if they could take pictures of thing,” said NASA engineer Mark Mallowry. “We thought it was probably just some space dust, so we told them to take as many pictures as they wanted.”
But when the photos arrived at NASA headquarters in Houston, Texas, Mallowry and his colleagues were shocked at what they saw.
“I could not believe what I was looking at,” Mallowry said. “There, right in front of my eyes, was Michael Jackson! On the surface of the moon!”
The photos depict an aged Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk outside of a lunar space module. Also visible in the photograph is Michael’s chimpanzee friend, Bubbles.
“This is a mind-blowing discovery,” said Mark Housman, Director of NASA’s Lunar Imaging Department. “I had a hunch that Michael Jackson wasn’t really dead, and it makes sense that he’s living on the moon. He was just too weird for this planet.”
This startling evidence refutes claims long-held views that the King of Pop died of a drug overdose in 2009, or that he is living on a secluded island with Elvis, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls.
Some of Michael’s friends and family were overjoyed upon hearing the news.
“I knew the MJ wasn’t dead,” said Chris Tucker, an actor and lifelong friend of Michael Jackson. “It makes me so happy knowing that my best buddy is up there on the moon, just doing what he does best where no one can bother him.”
Others were convinced that the pictures were hoax, released by NASA as a promotional stunt for Jackson’s latest album, Michael, which was produced and edited by Quincy Jones.
But Jones was quick to defend himself against the accusations.
“Michael and I have been working on this album for a long time,” said Jones in a phone interview. “He would send me tracks from his house on the moon, and I would edit them here on earth.”
“And believe me,” he added. “I am not making this up. After all, this is Michael Jackson we’re talking about – he’s done much, much weirder.”
[Photos by BOY MACK]
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25951/michael-jackson-spotted-on-the-moon/
and this was the best comment ever:
"If Michael Jackson in living on the moon then I'm a spotted elephant with pink nose hairs. -.- Come on people, we can't live on the moon without the gear we need! There is no air up there. Its been proven. Michael Jackson can't live up there like we do today ,here on earth. Its simple science. It will never happen without the helmets and what-not. This is obviously a hoax. Anyone can use photoshop to cut in a picture of Michael Jackson. For his manager stating that he gets tapes from him, he is obviously in the hoax, or just crazy.
People, please be practical. If your going to lie- then get a better one."
Monday, December 13, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Ain't no party like a library party cause a library party don't stop!!
The Mantra you repeat knowing you can't sleep until your 20 pg essay on Poe is due tomorrow at noon cause you still have 9 pages to go and your proff is a psycho who hates really smart scandinavian guys with great haircuts
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Gorillaz is always the coolest
So that G Laz post got me going on, well, the G Laz and I found they are doing an advent calendar for christmas. here it is. Chixxz it out, its cool. And heres Snoop.
Our Homecoming King
Have you Kalispellians heard about this? Some new (to me) weird church in the Strand?! Anyway, check out who's getting interviewed at about a minute or so. Bizarrroooo.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Johnny Switch Up
Hey Chixxzens,
As you can see I've been changing some things around on the blog. The new post width is 550 pixels so you don't need to resize anything unless it's larger than that. And I'm in the process of coming up with a new header. If anybody has any ideas, sketch it up, post it, and I'll see what I can do. Maybe we can have an ever changing masthead.
P.S. Just keep it chixxx related (no dixxx)
As you can see I've been changing some things around on the blog. The new post width is 550 pixels so you don't need to resize anything unless it's larger than that. And I'm in the process of coming up with a new header. If anybody has any ideas, sketch it up, post it, and I'll see what I can do. Maybe we can have an ever changing masthead.
P.S. Just keep it chixxx related (no dixxx)
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