Star Brothers & Sisters

Audrey Hepburn as...

A dumb bitch!

1:35 worth it...

no wait, its all good. Happy hanukkah!

Super cute christmas time battle

Merry Christmas to the chixxzz.

Merry Christmas Chixxzens!!!

Nothing Like a Good...

click me, click me!

Put on your ecstasy and short shorts

Ha ha ha. Why? Why?

Inform yourself Chixxzenz

Herman Cain's 1986 Sexual Harassment Training from Tim Meadows

Trust

iMontana from Our Children's Trust on Vimeo.

I think I know...

Who Are The Young Farmers Of 'Generation Organic'?

Stroke of a genius

check it

End scene

goood cover

This is what I miss.

You should probably full screen this shit.

circa junior high style laughs

How we do

Trigger? Is that you?

let the boy watch.

For Johnny

Ranch Styleee

my cousin's beautiful voice, and my bro's pretty moves...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Occupy Raw Meat

Black Lips - "Raw Meat" from Urban Outfitters on Vimeo.

D.E.D.

I can't get enough of this hot track.

Fukya tillya luvme

And now for a lil' explainish.

wamp wamp what it do what it do

KC Green

I was told to watch this today.

I thought it was good but too much for the Occupy blog.

Spooks and Scares

Happy Halloween yall. Chixxz is now 1 year old.

we must be prepared to move forward

thanks for this, adam schulte!

Whats your name, Norma K

Skrillex layin down the law, don't mess with little girls

Good luck Taylor, remember your goggles and helmet

We Love GoatBoi,

And GoatBoi Lovse You!

YES.

Ohh nooo!!!

pr and d and jg

Montana

Totes Fabs

Occupy the solution

The solution.

Hey chixxz team

I just posted on my other blog about the violence of the Occupy movement. There's a blog question and stuff. It would be dope if you guys could comment on it. I just want to encourage people to start dialog. Also, please follow my Occupy blog. It would make it look more legit and stuff. Thanks guys.

Also, here's a speech from moot (4chan guy). Pretty interesting. Fuck facebook and the like.

Kill yourself game

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

Godamn this hard. I made it 4.4 meters.

Occupy Chixxz

so its all figured out. I got Radical Face's permish and now my kickstarter project is ready to go. PLEASE CHIXXZ PEOPLE!!!! Help me out by posting my vid to facebook or showing people or whatever. All is legit now and I really DO need the M O N E Y!!! Thanks again to Mr. Face. He is the homie of the year.

Chixxens!!! My new blog/project!!!

I am starting a kickstarter campaign to raise money to hitchhike and interview people from Bozeman, to Seattle, to Portland, to San Fran. Check out my kickstarter sight at http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1019588001/occupy-4everyone?ref=users and see my blog at http://occupy4everyone.blogspot.com/. Thanks guys. Jah Love.

Thanks Taylor...Bahhhh

I'm Out-G.B

Aaron's Trigger

louie kane

techno legit

How bout that ron paul guy, right?

don't say I didn't warn you.

Truckin'

Anytime I read anything by this author, I read it in John's voice.

IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS.

BY COLIN NISSAN

- - - -
I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I’m about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

I may even throw some multi-colored leaves into the mix, all haphazard like a crisp October breeze just blew through and fucked that shit up. Then I’m going to get to work on making a beautiful fucking gourd necklace for myself. People are going to be like, “Aren’t those gourds straining your neck?” And I’m just going to thread another gourd onto my necklace without breaking their gaze and quietly reply, “It’s fall, fuckfaces. You’re either ready to reap this freaky-assed harvest or you’re not.”

Carving orange pumpkins sounds like a pretty fitting way to ring in the season. You know what else does? Performing an all-gourd reenactment of an episode of Diff’rent Strokes—specifically the one when Arnold and Dudley experience a disturbing brush with sexual molestation. Well, this shit just got real, didn’t it? Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they’re both extremely fucking real. Sorry if that’s upsetting, but I’m not doing you any favors by shielding you from this anymore.

The next thing I’m going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I’m going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it’s not summer, it’s not winter, and it’s not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it’s fall, fuckers.

Have you ever been in an Italian deli with salamis hanging from their ceiling? Well then you’re going to fucking love my house. Just look where you’re walking or you’ll get KO’d by the gauntlet of misshapen, zucchini-descendant bastards swinging from above. And when you do, you’re going to hear a very loud, very stereotypical Italian laugh coming from me. Consider yourself warned.

For now, all I plan to do is to throw on a flannel shirt, some tattered overalls, and a floppy fucking hat and stand in the middle of a cornfield for a few days. The first crow that tries to land on me is going to get his avian ass bitch-slapped all the way back to summer.

Welcome to autumn, fuckheads!

Hobo Hobostein

Check the supah link >> HOBOSTEIN

sum trippy I just found

buffalo

In light of Chixxz' brief departure from absurdity I thought it appropriate to bring us back to bullshit.

Practice Up 'Errrbody

Sad that someone else gets the cred for the stache. This is amazing.

the hispanic piranha prom had one jew person

go here for more http://badlipreading.tumblr.com/

nutthin colder than ardvark cum

Anonymous Vows to Attack NYSE

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-05/anonymous-vows-to-attack-nyse-in-support-of-occupty-wall-street-protests.html

Got To Say My Mind On It

I just wanted to say something in defense of the protesters that are occupying wall street. you are seeing in the news how the general critique of these people is that they are a mass of scatter brained leftists without any focused message (and if they have a message, it is laughed off, like, oh, any critique of capitalism). this critique is especially prevalent in the more conservative news outlets and it is accompanied by video clips of incoherent ramblings, meant to discourage and disenfranchise the strength of the voice standing up for democracy, making it seem like more of a circus than a revolution. i don't think that matters, you just keep marching on. and if we sound stupid along the way, all i have to say is that fox news, you made us that way:)

JANSCH BABY

Bert Jansch wrote one of my favorite Led Zeppelin songs. Fantastich

truth

U.S Marines Heading to NYC to Protect Protesters

http://www.veteranstoday.com/2011/10/03/marines-heading-to-wall-street-to-protect-protesters/

NYT on OWS

more on o w s

Fought the Law

I guess it's time to go to New York.

i think this is a thing...my family is going to start doing this next.

I can feel it right now, in my mouth.

Skiiks

The future of Jareth

Respect it, Don't Neglect it

just feel it, feel it.

The Cave Monster

bright yellow saucer eyes, concrete skin, a guard rail for a brain:
the cave monster swallows small children in his great gullet, always blackness
and then
spits them out in a great torrent of streaming water and green grass a growing

mush mush

Soundway Introductory Video from MRK on Vimeo.

S L A V E

How many slaves do I have internet?
http://www.slaveryfootprint.org/

Nuggets

Bombay Beach

Beirut and Bobby D. on the mic! Whoo!

Victory Garden

this youtube video is aptly named.

Wooo!

Grumbles would never have guessed....

not his best, but the first he has posted in over two years!!!

MTVEES

Youth Lagoon - 'Montana' from Spunk Records on Vimeo.

The title of the song is Monata, don't know if it has anything to do with the state but the song and video are niiiice.

Freddies Latesst Single

guy meets random girl on a bench.
asks her name, tells a story.
girl allows for guy to make a single fingered move
and pulls her stripped shirt down, just a little ways
she laughs, and walks home alone.

and then out of his sadness,
this was born

Am I running, or is this just MTV

I don't know how the name of this shitty band made its way onto my stickynotes app on my phone, but whomever did it, these kinds of things need to stop, because honestly, my club can't even handle this right now.

Pon Puddi Pon Puddi Pon

Hory shit.

Season's are a changin.

Sorry John

For I am a rap god, from beyond the moon

Countdown - HD from Desrumaux Celine on Vimeo.

full screen dat shit

This Is Long Division

a video some of my old willamette buddies made

Freelance Whales @ SXSW

LONG TEE? FUCK YOU. LONG SWEAT 4EVAR.

Thuggies.

Click Hear

Why the Blue Scholars are gunna outlast Jimi, Janet, and Kurt

1. the music:


2. the movement: the people who listen to their music... http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bluescholars/cinemetropolis-blue-scholars-signs-to-the-people

3. the vision:

they are turning all of there songs into a collection of films... "We're all residents of the cinemetropolis now. If you've ever seen a moving image and it affected you somehow whether it be a music video, the nightly news, a movie, television, sitcoms, whatever... that... all that has become a part of our truth and how we see the world.

for those with a lil debbie down in em

The Wierdest Movie You Ever Seen

To Help Navigate The Slums In A More Cost Effective Way

Who has the money these days for tanks and thongs?

The Transient Man comic

http://www.transientman.com/novel/

here it is john, read it.

Procrastination

here's a little zefrank from way back in the day...

The Brain

The Return of Donald Curtis???

Miyazaki Hayao Hints on Possible PORCO ROSSO 2! Yeah!!!! End Of Studio Ghibli?! Fuck!!!!

http://thepeoplesmovies.com/2010/08/miyazaki-hayao-hints-on-possible-porco-rosso-2-end-of-studio-ghibli/

William M. Cobleigh Sitting Near Buggy with Others, c. 1895

Can't stop thinking about gentleman rapper Mr. Rock?? Neither can I... here's one for all you babies chasing the dream of someone that isn't us

crack is wack

It's true.

It is...true.

I'll Be Doing this Till I'm Gone

http://youtu.be/IeMvUlxXyz8

Drinkn' toors

Oldcore

Porco Nelson

Best Roommate Ad - Craigslist

Konichiwa bitches. Are you looking for the most kick-ass fucking roommate that ever lived? If so, look no further. You fucking found him. I'm a 25-year-old professional marketing agent with experience at bad-ass companies in New York Fucking City. That's right! What you know about experience? I graduated from Auburn University in Alabama, and moved to NYC at the ripe, tender age of 22. After deciding that New York was a stinky shit-hole, I moved back to Alabama to cultivate more professional experience. Why? So I can make millions of dollars and not have to post shit like this on Craigslist. Anyway, so I landed this job with a marketing firm in San Francisco, and I have no fucking clue where to live. Honestly, I'm moving there in 3 weeks, so I don't give a shit if I have to sleep in your bathtub.
A bit about me: I'm respectful, quiet, clean and I won't bother any of your shit. If you leave shit out, I'm just like, "Oh fuck I better not mess with this shit, because it's not mine." I turn off lights. I clean toilets. Fuck it. I'll even cook for you. That's right! My dad is a chef and taught me everything there is to know about cooking southern cajun cuisine. I'll fry green tomatoes, cover them with marinated crab meat and smother that shit in bearnaise. EVERY. GODDAMN. NIGHT. Don't eat meat? That's fucking FANTASTIC! I'll make a zucchini and yellow squash carpaccio that will knock your fucking socks off.
I also read a lot. I fucking LOVE books. Vonnegut, Palahniuk, Hawthorne. All that shit. I read Tuesday's with Morrie the other day. It's a sad story, but I learned something about life, love, knowledge and the pursuit of something greater than myself. Fucking smart. Do you like movies? I fucking love them. We can watch the shit out of some movies together if you like, or go get drinks, or work out, hike, play video games or play a game of one-on-one basketball, or I don't have to talk to you at all. It's completely UP TO YOU!
Sometimes I play guitar. Are you going to love getting baked and listening to Bob Dylan and Pink Floyd? LIVE? WHENEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT? Of course you are! I'll take requests and learn any song you like, because I have the voice of an angel and the acoustical stylings of James Fucking Taylor. AWWWWWW SHIT YEA!
A lot of people ask me, "Hey, you're from Alabama. Are you racist?" And, the answer to that question is, no. I'm not racist or judgmental at all. I love everyone. I'm a secular humanist. I FUCKING LOVE PEOPLE. That's the only requirement to being a secular humanist actually. You have to like other human beings and want to help them for no other reason than they are human regardless of race, religion or sexual preference. WTF?!!!? Pretty fucking cool right?
I own almost nothing! I'm driving my car from Alabama to California in which I'll be transporting two duffelbags of clothes, one laptop computer, one guitar, one cell-phone with charger, 8 pairs of shoes, one picture frame, probably some condoms and a shitload of beef jerky and Pringles for the trip. Though, you can expect the jerky to be gone upon my arrival. Unless you'd like me to pick up some on my way into the city. See?! I'm the most considerate person you've ever met. I'm offering to buy you shit already!
Am I interested in your pad? You can bet my nomadic ass I am! I only require 4 walls, a ceiling and a floor to shelter me from the elements. Other than that, anything else will be considered a convenient plus. I'm taking being a roommate to the next level. Email me! I'll hook yo ass up with Facebook links, background checks, credit reports, phone numbers, resumes, references, awards, sexual history, pictures of karate trophies and a list of the top 10 women I'd like to bang before I die. If you want a next-generation roommate who consistently blows your fucking mind with awesomeness, then hit me up. I'm ready to give you money.

gives you the chills

she soooo purty...

St. Vincent - "Cruel"

pretty.

Monster Rally - Surf Erie from Tyler Coray on Vimeo.

I'm not sure what's happening here

I've been in two. That's an earthquake.

Muzik!

Just for Aaron

Trigglets on parade.

to pollinate means ecstasy

The RodFather

Something just for Jessi

What you call discovery I call rape of the natural world.

One for the road.

ha ha ha ha ha

G U C C I !

For real Taylor, for realz.

Jessi's new whip

R P, always climbin up (capitol) hill

hulu has adds before video, sorry. Its worth it.

turkish andy kaufman

steev mikes

Hide those eyes baby girl

skate in real life is better

FRIIIIDAY! PAAAARTY!

Watterson = Sage

ants

links

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

thanks ryan for this gem...

AZZ $LAP

Bottoms!

sax bath

Take 10 minutes, read this.

beer cymbals

xiu feel ya?

Drink More Booze

verticals

internets

the other side (of a recent jessi post)

Der Die Das Cube

Designers talk about a cube. Exhilarating. >>SUPERLINK

get cher lederhosen' der

Mind Melter

oooh

Beautiful Swear Words

Check it.

Beatboxing gets white

Have a good weekend chixxz!

lol

Shave them titties

Shave 'em real good.

i hate puns

Little Timmy O'Brien

Another Classic

Ddarlington, wasn't Lance sick over this movie in 8th grade? I hadn't seen it until now, but remember him talking about it and being sick over the real life detail.

Old school F.O.D.

TECHNO SNAKE

...

Booberoni

Hot Babes. Check out this > BLOGGG

Hi!

GET FUCKED!

BUTTE TOUGH

In Spirit of Evel Days in Butte...

Taylor this is what I was talking about YO!

kanedaaaa

EAT MORE BIKES

tits

bleed bitch

the Original SP

John's Child

yazaow