Saturday, December 25, 2010
Holiday Shizzzz
Merry Chickens (from urbandictionary)
| A stupid way to start a conversation. Derived from the popular saying 'merry christmas' it originated in Australia and is still used there to this day. Hey Merry Chickens Fuck you Fine piss off then | ||
Friday, December 24, 2010
Thursday, December 23, 2010
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Monday, December 20, 2010
Sunday, December 19, 2010
Friday, December 17, 2010
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Wednesday, December 15, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
THE KING IS ALIVE!
CAPE CANAVERAL, FL – Photos from International Space Station reveal undeniable evidence that Michael is not dead – he’s living on the moon!
Last week, crew members aboard the space station radioed Mission Control after they spotted what they described as a “strange, effeminate man-child in a sequin jacket” doing leg kicks on the surface of the moon.
“They wanted to know if they could take pictures of thing,” said NASA engineer Mark Mallowry. “We thought it was probably just some space dust, so we told them to take as many pictures as they wanted.”
But when the photos arrived at NASA headquarters in Houston, Texas, Mallowry and his colleagues were shocked at what they saw.
“I could not believe what I was looking at,” Mallowry said. “There, right in front of my eyes, was Michael Jackson! On the surface of the moon!”
The photos depict an aged Michael Jackson doing the moonwalk outside of a lunar space module. Also visible in the photograph is Michael’s chimpanzee friend, Bubbles.
“This is a mind-blowing discovery,” said Mark Housman, Director of NASA’s Lunar Imaging Department. “I had a hunch that Michael Jackson wasn’t really dead, and it makes sense that he’s living on the moon. He was just too weird for this planet.”
This startling evidence refutes claims long-held views that the King of Pop died of a drug overdose in 2009, or that he is living on a secluded island with Elvis, Tupac, and Biggie Smalls.
Some of Michael’s friends and family were overjoyed upon hearing the news.
“I knew the MJ wasn’t dead,” said Chris Tucker, an actor and lifelong friend of Michael Jackson. “It makes me so happy knowing that my best buddy is up there on the moon, just doing what he does best where no one can bother him.”
Others were convinced that the pictures were hoax, released by NASA as a promotional stunt for Jackson’s latest album, Michael, which was produced and edited by Quincy Jones.
But Jones was quick to defend himself against the accusations.
“Michael and I have been working on this album for a long time,” said Jones in a phone interview. “He would send me tracks from his house on the moon, and I would edit them here on earth.”
“And believe me,” he added. “I am not making this up. After all, this is Michael Jackson we’re talking about – he’s done much, much weirder.”
[Photos by BOY MACK]
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/25951/michael-jackson-spotted-on-the-moon/
and this was the best comment ever:
"If Michael Jackson in living on the moon then I'm a spotted elephant with pink nose hairs. -.- Come on people, we can't live on the moon without the gear we need! There is no air up there. Its been proven. Michael Jackson can't live up there like we do today ,here on earth. Its simple science. It will never happen without the helmets and what-not. This is obviously a hoax. Anyone can use photoshop to cut in a picture of Michael Jackson. For his manager stating that he gets tapes from him, he is obviously in the hoax, or just crazy.
People, please be practical. If your going to lie- then get a better one."
Monday, December 13, 2010
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Ain't no party like a library party cause a library party don't stop!!
The Mantra you repeat knowing you can't sleep until your 20 pg essay on Poe is due tomorrow at noon cause you still have 9 pages to go and your proff is a psycho who hates really smart scandinavian guys with great haircuts
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Friday, December 10, 2010
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Gorillaz is always the coolest
So that G Laz post got me going on, well, the G Laz and I found they are doing an advent calendar for christmas. here it is. Chixxz it out, its cool. And heres Snoop.
Our Homecoming King
Have you Kalispellians heard about this? Some new (to me) weird church in the Strand?! Anyway, check out who's getting interviewed at about a minute or so. Bizarrroooo.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Friday, December 3, 2010
Thursday, December 2, 2010
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Johnny Switch Up
Hey Chixxzens,
As you can see I've been changing some things around on the blog. The new post width is 550 pixels so you don't need to resize anything unless it's larger than that. And I'm in the process of coming up with a new header. If anybody has any ideas, sketch it up, post it, and I'll see what I can do. Maybe we can have an ever changing masthead.
P.S. Just keep it chixxx related (no dixxx)
As you can see I've been changing some things around on the blog. The new post width is 550 pixels so you don't need to resize anything unless it's larger than that. And I'm in the process of coming up with a new header. If anybody has any ideas, sketch it up, post it, and I'll see what I can do. Maybe we can have an ever changing masthead.
P.S. Just keep it chixxx related (no dixxx)
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Saturday, November 27, 2010
I Thought I was done...
With the Chuck Norris faddery, but when the Internet throws me this curve ball...
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Videos I got from my phone
So I just pulled these off my phone. I was just going to put up the Ghostland concert but there are some true gems in this stash.
First the concert:
This was a badass Brenden and I saw at the opening of Showdown last year.
And the epic gymnast Eric Carlson.
First the concert:
This was a badass Brenden and I saw at the opening of Showdown last year.
And the epic gymnast Eric Carlson.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Ride, Rise, Roar
It isn't as good as Stop Making Sense, but still very worthy of your viewing pleasure! or time, or something.
Beet Farmer and Gentleman Scholar
http://www.npr.org/2010/11/17/131393283/beyond-bad-movie-night-rainn-wilson-s-dvd-picks
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Ben and his funny adventures in roothead
here are 3 entries ben and rich submitted to a michael bay film contest. The films had to be 30 seconds long and involve EPIC shit. I'd say all three hit it right on the nose. BTW- the widths are in letterbox so it may be easier to watch them in youtube.
And props to Allysa
I just want to know where they got those badass motorcycles.
And props to Allysa
I just want to know where they got those badass motorcycles.
Yet Another Reason to Love Networks of Intrigue
FBI Meets With Google, Facebook in Wiretap Push
The Obama administration is intensifying a push to expand government wiretapping of online communications including emails, Facebook postings and internet phone calls. The administration wants Congress to require immediate compliance with wiretap orders seeking government monitoring of encrypted messages sent over the internet. The New York Times reports FBI Director Robert Mueller met with top executives at several major Silicon Valley firms, including Google and Facebook, earlier this week. The White House proposals include a requirement that any services based overseas be routed communications through a U.S. server where they could be wiretapped.
Ripped from the headlines today. As Hicks would have said, "you are free to do as we tell you America"
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
VOTE CHIXXZENZ VOTE!
If you would, please vote for my WANG logo I've submitted for this competition. Or submit your own suckas!!!
GO HERE TO SEE WORTHLESS LOGOS
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
You'd like it if you had robot ears!!
That girltalk song got me back on a aphex kick. I laugh no matter how many times i see donkey rhubarb!! hahaha!! <--thats me laughing!! -->hahaha!!
Monday, November 15, 2010
sleep
If I ignore all the words, I think the grunting and other strange noises are what disturb me most.
New Girl Talk Album: All Day
http://www.illegal-art.net/allday/ can I get woo woo, can I get a twirp twirp bounce bounce, can I get a clap clap
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Friday, November 12, 2010
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
Tuesday, November 9, 2010
still the craziest band I've seen in a while
So this is an objective article a woman wrote about a girl she saw at a DIE ANTWOORD show. I'm at a loss, cause I can't seem to actually figure out if DIE ANTWOORD is promoting rape. Wonder what she thinks about the Nirvana song "Rape Me". Guess I'll roll with Art is Subjective...
Monday, November 8, 2010
Billions and Billions of Carl Sagans
You guys have probably already seen these things, but here it is again.
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Friday, November 5, 2010
Thursday, November 4, 2010
ARTOUT
Who can name the most residents of Underworld? Ha ha!
Dope ass artist Emily Carroll. Here's a spooky little comic she drew.
Oh God, Its Almost Completely Fucking Comical
This man is set to become the majority leader of the House of Rep. Oh shit, things just got real
Wednesday, November 3, 2010
Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Monday, November 1, 2010
checz is out, chixxzens!
I think the funniest part is when he is talking about our evolution from water.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Get Loose for Heaven's Sake!
Ok you guys, sorry last work out video i'll post. This was just too good to pass up.
Get Some!
This was my daily workout back when I was in the "industry".
And this is just for fun, cause its so much fun!
Side Note: Can we please have a sweatin' to the oldies party!? Also, if I wasn't so on top of Halloween and already had a costume, this is the best idea. One lucky individual gets to be Richard Simmons, and the rest of us are his dance party on Sweatin' to the Oldies, you saw the outfits. And we love it so much we've memorized the moves! Maybe next year...
And this is just for fun, cause its so much fun!
Side Note: Can we please have a sweatin' to the oldies party!? Also, if I wasn't so on top of Halloween and already had a costume, this is the best idea. One lucky individual gets to be Richard Simmons, and the rest of us are his dance party on Sweatin' to the Oldies, you saw the outfits. And we love it so much we've memorized the moves! Maybe next year...
This is how you get moniez
Why the hell is that small size under 12 oz.?! What is this Wendy's Tokyo?
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Heritage Days
My family recently came across photos of my great grandfather (Ivan Benkovic) and some of his work. These photos came from an independently owned collection by a Dr. Kovačić in Croatia. Unfortunately, Dr. Kovačić is dying of cancer and my family is attempting to contact him about getting the collection donated to a museum in Samobor, or possibly selling parts of the collection to members of my family in the United States.
My great grandfather with his wife and two sons, Boris and John.
My great grandfather died in 1918 due to the Spanish flu epidemic and my great grandmother died soon afterward orphaning my grandpa and his brother. When my Grandfather Boris and Uncle John (Ivan) were orphaned all of their Father’s artwork was sold or given to other family members to pay for the boys care.
So it would be great if some of my family bought some of the pieces, but I'm guessing it will be donated to a national museum. Just more incentive to go visit the mother land.
Jim Bridger and his new lift!!!
Some pretty nastie helli moves. And the jim bridger video at the end is rad--y--coooooolll!!!!!
Monday, October 25, 2010
One of Everything Bitch
most hilarious internet series ever.
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1942370
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1942370
If You Don't Eat Your Meat, You Can't Have Any Pudding
A new book out by a friend of a friend about American waste
http://www.wastedfood.com/
http://www.wastedfood.com/
Iraq war logs
Video games clear his name
21.50 US infantrymen searching a house in Najm al Abd Allah, south-west of Baghdad, inspect the hard drive of an Iraqi civilian's computer and find a Microsoft Word file called "Infantry". They arrest the civilian. Examination of the hard drive reveals a number of computer games, including Medal of Honor, in which the player is a heroic US soldier in the second world war, and Socom US Navy Seals, in which the player is a heroic American soldier tasked with wiping out terrorists. The suspect is released.
But this is pretty interesting. link. I cannot believe the shit in these logs. And its one day in Iraq. It is kind of scary to see the things our gov does to people. Anyway, gotta go.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Yeah-Uhhh...
I'm not sure which one to give it up here for...Madonna or Vanilla Ice? If only I could have been old enough in the early 90's, I could later regret this photo (Madonna) or the fact that I have a scorpion yin/yan tattoo (Vanilla Ice). On the contrary, Madonna's always had a hot bod and this was probably the peak of Vanilla Ice's fame. That or when he was on Season 2 of The Surreal Life with Ron Jeremy in 2004. Yeah I saw some episodes...
Oh, did I mention the haircut? I think it's a wig.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
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